What. The. Fuck?

Alright. So. You guys remember Devin, right? The ass'ole I constantly complained about? Okay. 'e's not bothered me for, what, maybe two weeks now? Literally, since near the end of April, 'e 'asn't said anything to me after 'is last words to me, which were, "I 'ate you."
So, today 'e talks to me and 'e's all " 'i ^-^"
No, seriously.
And I was a total bitch about it too.
'e said, " 'ow r u?"
I said, "Well. Since last Thursday, I 'ave been pretty depressed, and in the past three days, my friend 'as attempted suicide twice, and I currently don't even know if 'e's alive right now, and 'ow're you?"
'e said, "I'm sorry to 'ear tht n I'm fine"
I said, "At the risk of making you 'ate me again, what made you decide I was worthy of you talking to me this time?"
'e said, "forgive n forget"
...
I said, "Actually, I 'ave been thinking and I 'ave decided that there is nothing I 'ave done to your because of yo that i feel the need to apologize for, so there is no need for you to 'ave forgiven me at all."
'e said, "okay"

Really, after all of 'is shit, all of the times 'e 'as called me slut or 'ore or some shit, and 'e's all buddy-buddy now? After two weeks of blissfully ignoring me and pretending I do not exist, now 'e just decides we are automatically best buddies again? Please, someone tell me they think this is bullshit too.

Ugh, I could go on and on for 'OURS on 'ow STUPID 'e is! Ugh...

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I am going to stop ranting now because I really could go on and on on 'is ass'ole-ness.
Anyway!
Yes, in case you were wondering, my friend 'as attempted suicide again and I really don't know if 'e's alive or not right now.

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Okay, speaking of being depressed, recently, people think that I need a 'ug. Okay, I admit, I do very much like it when Tatsuya gives me 'ugs, but that is beside the point! So, people talk to me and they ask, " 'ow're you?"
So I say, "I'm okay. Been a little depressed lately but I'm feeling better."
And suddenly everybody decides "Kitty needs 'ugs! 'ugs will make everything better, right? So let's all 'ug 'er!!"
Yeah.
Fuck. No.
(Except Tatsuya. Tatsuya gets to hug me whenever 'e damn well pleases. ^-^)

My. Arm. Fucking. 'URTS.
Growing pains.
I 'ate them.

Also.
Make fun of my no-hhhuh-sounds-in-my-words and I will 'it you. Suuucckkkiiitttttt

So recently Marcel 'as made the terrible mistake of telling me about 'is game, it's called Catherine. But.i don't 'ave the game, and I don't 'ave an xbox or ps3 to play it with anyway. So now, damn Marcy to the lowest pits of 'ell, I keep watching game plays of it. Okay, I admit, the Immoral Beast a the end of the Torture Chamber is 'ILARIOUS.
Okay, so you know the Mysterious avoided for Confessionals?  Swear I've 'ears the voice before, but I cannot figure it out. 'elp me out, friend peoples, PLEASE.