So, I'm keeping with this title scheme
Ciao tutti,
It's been a minute since I made a journal post. It's been a minute since I logged onto DeviantArt at all. I was surprised to log on today and see people still poke through my profile--someone liked an old story as recently as last month. Someone has viewed my writing this decade! So, that's a strong start to the 2020's for me.
I don't know that my being logged on here will become a regular thing again, and I don't know that I'll ever post any new content (although I would like to get back into creative writing). But I felt obligated to post an update for those who still log onto DeviantArt and see my account, and those with whom I may have been friends before. To those who are still looking and browsing and reading my page: thanks! That's really sweet of you; it's pretty heartwarming to see that people have recently enjoyed a piece of fiction I wrote when I was no older than 15 and probably not a very good writer. It's part of what makes me want to write again. If I do, maybe I'll post it here (if I remember I have an account here in the first place).
That's about all I've got today. I could go on about what I've been doing the past few years, but I'm not sure how important that is to anyone that may stumble upon this ancient page, and I'd like to keep this brief, anyway. Maybe another day. Or, maybe I'll just make another journal post in another 6 years.
To those that are still here: thanks again. You're why I log on every so often.
Until next time,
MacKenzie
So I went on a camping trip
Anyway
I'm avoiding writing anything I'm supposed to be writing currently to here's a journal.
We went camping. Met a lot of dogs. Step-sis and I were swinging at camp park
These two guys start swinging to the right, next to step-sis
We converse for a while
Step-sis and I start singing Die Antwoord songs
One of them is like
"WHOA WHOA WHOA. THAT is RACIST."
And we start cracking up and are like "lol no dude it's die antwoord"
And then both of them are like "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA. RACISTTTTTT"
Also the first one who was like "THOSE ARE RACIAL SLURS"
Kept mentioning this song
And then singing/humming part of it and doing a dance
And they kept suggesting songs and bands and we kept suggesting songs and bands
And then I said "I think we just have vastly different music tastes"
And I forget what Step-sis said but I think the guys laughed or something
And we were also talking about languages and step-sis was like "she speaks like three words in German!" about me
And I was like "I literally only know a few words"
And then we kept talking about languages
And step-sis said "well I know a little French"
And so one of the guys kept shouting "BON APPETIT" over and over while swinging
So that happened
Also I am drinking Pellegrino what I legit hate it
And this is the second 16oz. bottle I've had
It's horrible
Why am I drinking this
Excuse me while I take another sip
That was horrible
I now know why I keep drinking it
It's because I hate myself
So I got a haircut today
"UH YES OBVIOUSLY HOW MANY WEEKS HAVE I ASKED FOR THIS"
So we went to Supercuts
And the whole time I was hella nervous because I wanted it short but didn't know what to get
I was like
Maybe shoulder length
Maybe long pixie
Then
Nope
"How do you want your hair cut?" she asks
Ensues discussion of what I wanted to get done (decided while waiting for my turn)--"wow your hair's so curly."
"Yeah, my mum's always saying how nice it is"
"Is she gonna be mad I'm cutting off all your hair?"
"Ah, uh, hmm--nah. She's all about doing what you want with you hair since it grows back"
"Oh, good."
Laughter
"You're sure you wanna do this?"
"Yeah, let's do it"
-all the snips, make hair short, divide to sections etc-
"I feel like a mad barber hacking away at your hair like this--hey, that's actually pretty even for just cutting away like this"
Clippers ensue
So much hair wound up on the floor like
Oh my god my hair it's all gone
"This is one of the more drastic changes I've seen--I had a similar guy, he only got one side shaved, though. Could I take some pictures when we're done?"
"Oh, yeah, totally. Go ahead."
Then another employee came by when we were like halfway done with clippers and she was like "Oh my god, are you serious?"
Yes
Very serious
v serious
srs bsns
Then more time passed
Eventually was done
Now I have this sorta long layered wavy mohawk thing and I'm dying my hair blue
So that's what I did this weekend
So I just updated to iOS 7 today
I wasn't actually going to update; not, like, now. Cuz I didn't really care enough.
Then
Then I saw there was an iBooks update
And was like
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And then it's iOS 7 only
And I was like
"You win, Apple. I will update. For the sake of reading, I will update."
And so I updated.
And now I have iOS 7
And a password
I actually didn't have one before, because idk. I just, like, "It's a phone. Why do I need a password?"
But I was doing the whole "You just got iOS 7 let's do a set up thing" and it said "put in a password yo"
And so I just did it.
So now I have iOS 7
And updated iBooks (the best)
And a password.
Yeah.
Devious Journal Entry
I think I'm making progress--it's a great deal looser than it was yesterday.
Just need to keep at it.
I can feel it.
I will get this tooth out my mouth once and for all.
I will not lose to a fucking tooth.
I bet it'll look weird when it comes out. See, a while back I was fucking around with it, chewing really hard foods, and then a single piece of it broke off. Maybe one third of the tooth just broke off. It was a while ago. I thought it would finally come out.
It didn't.
But it will.
It fucking will.
I will get this tooth out of my mouth.
Or I will seriously injure my mouth in trying.
And even then, I will continue to fuck with my mouth until this fucking tooth comes the fuck out of my fucking mouth.
Can you tell I'm tired of this tooth?
Because I'm fucking tired of it--
gasp
Guys I could show you the tooth when it comes out
It'll be so weird
Probably a little gross
Like
Hey, look at the shard of old bone that I pried outta my mouth.
Look at it.
It's beautiful.
It'll be great. <3